October 2011
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“Don’t forget that I’m your girlfriend, not just your wife.”
– My friend to her husband. Genius.
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On humanity
Last week, someone stole my brand new LED bike light while I was at work. Yes, this was upsetting…but on the “this is mildly irritating and inconvenient” level, right? Apparently not. It ruined my night and I was so upset about it that couldn’t stop thinking or ranting about it all evening.
I just kept thinking “What is wrong with people that they would take...
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I love awkward.
Him: I will kill you before this war is over.
Her: What?!
Him: Whoops, meant that for someone else.
Her: What war are you guys fighting??
Him: Life.
