Don’t forget that I’m your girlfriend, not just your wife.– My friend to her husband. Genius.
Last week, someone stole my brand new LED bike light while I was at work. Yes, this was upsetting…but on the “this is mildly irritating and inconvenient” level, right? Apparently not. It ruined my night and I was so upset about it that couldn’t stop thinking or ranting about it all evening. I just kept thinking “What is wrong with people that they would take...
I love awkward.
Him: I will kill you before this war is over.
Him: Whoops, meant that for someone else.
Her: What war are you guys fighting??